- we just went inside some random ass dudes house :D
- This is a very ordinary house, bed, livingroom bathroom, etc.
- Very undecorated
- There’s a spellscreen in the living room (a TV)
- The guy tells us to wait in the living room for a moment and leaves
- We turn on the news:
Spellscreen News
ALERT: Hunting for monster materials at the Harvestward is discontinued until further notice. Hunting licenses will still be accepted as valid identification for the next 2 years.
Congratulations to Viscount Von Dyre on the birth of his second child. The Von Dyre household’s keen insight and bold ideas have benefitted the empire for hundreds of years, and have brought happiness to countless citizens. Glory to Elysium, the one true paradise that will never fade.
ALERT: The Grand Foundry is urgently seeking employees with knowledge of arcane craftsmanship, preferably knowledge of the Mindscape. See job board for more details.
ALERT: Construction of additional Magirails connected to the Grand Foundry and the Harvestward have been completed. Thank you to all of our technicians for their hard work. Glory to Elysium, the one true paradise that will never fade.
Congratulations to Duke Esteban on the birth of his first child. The Esteban household’s keen insight and bold ideas have benefitted the empire for hundreds of years, and have brought happiness to countless citizens. Glory to Elysium, the one true paradise that will never fade.
ALERT: The Empire of Elysium is seeking patriotic citizens who wish to become soldiers fighting against the enemies of paradise. Age and health are not a concern. Interested applicants, please report to Eden’s Crucible for screening and induction.
Link to original - The guy comes back in a neat suit
- He wants 600GP for one month
- We could pay, but we dont want to
- He suggests we could join a fighting competition
- For each tournament won, we get one month free refuge for Ash Dionisia
- There’s a team fight 4v4
- There’s a 1v1 phyiscal fight
- Probably Jaemera
- We love making children fight!!
- Does this count as child abuse??
- I mean she doesnt have parents? so who would get in trouble??
- There’s a 1v1 magical fight
- Probably Astris
- There are two magic item auctions happening
- There are two spell scrolls and potions stores
- We sign up for the competition
- We get given masks
- Cairn does not get one 😔
- We got to an auction
- Cloak of Elvenkind (advantage on stealth, we pass on it)
- Pipes of the Sewers (every 24hrs summon a rat swarm, we pass on it)
- Babel Spellscroll (You can scribe any spell onto it and anyone can learn it)
- We get the spellscroll for 130GP
- Cancer potion for sale!!
- Ioun Stone of Intellect (we pass on this)
- We get sending stones!!
- We go to another shop. We find Waldo’s trading cart!!
- Waldo is there, he has our “Cloak of Billowing Protection”
- We don’t buy anything from him
- We find the “Favor Board”
- The receptionist is very friendly
- Shes definitely has a crush on one of us
Black Market - Favors
To hear more about a favor, ask the on-duty helper. They will put you in contact with the requester.
- Looking for someone to investigate whether my husband is seeing someone else. (80 gp)
- I’d like a fashionable, well-made ring to propose with. It should have at least one gemstone set in the center, and some nice designs set into the metal. (150 to 250 gp)
- Investigating strange occurrences in the Mindscape. Please contact me if you have encountered something unusual and are willing to share. (25 gp)
- Does anyone have more details on what happened at the Harvestward? (30 to 50 gp)
- Looking for good brawlers to sponsor! (60 gp)
- Looking for volunteers to test some potions. (50 gp)
- Help wanted: collaborators interested in discovering the secret behind the Eternal Crucible. (90 gp)
- Anyone want to join me in “testing” the security of the Grand Foundry’s Luxury branch? (60 gp + share of spoils)
- Can someone help me find the asshole who scammed me out of half my savings? (70 gp)
- We get the addresses for both
- The Brawlers’ one (we send Cairn and Jaemera)
- There’s music pumping from inside, we knock on the door
- It seems to be some kind of gym, a guy comes out to talk to us
- he disses Jaemera
- We both are contractually obligated to wear these during our fights
- We get 50% of his profits from his bets (if he bets more than 200)
- Investiage the husband situation (we send Astris, Eli and Nes)
- The wife is convinced her husband is cheating on her
- The party heads to a bar and talk to the bartender
- John (the husband) has friends who are playing poker
- He is not there, his “friends” want money to rat on him
- Eli manages to intimidate them with the cloak of billowing
- They get the address of some house where he’s at
- They find him in the midsts of fornicaitons at some house
- They try to break down the door before searching for the ky
- They find the key under the doormat and enter the house
- There’s an old lady here? She turned the house into some kind of hotel (definitely a brothel)
- They threaten her and she shows them where John is
- Shenanigans go down, like a lot of them
- 7 spell slots were burned and 2 wildshapes, words cannot describe this. I have no clue what happened
- They bring the husband and his mistress to the wife unconcious and tied up
- She’s horrified
- The Brawlers’ one (we send Cairn and Jaemera)
- We go back for the afternoon auction
- +2 longsword (we pass)
- Bracers of defense (we buy for 200GP, gives +2 to unarmored defense)
- We buy some masks and then go to our room to sleep
- We take a long rest and identify
- We identify the ring, it has a tracking spell on it from Oryndrus
- We take a long rest
- We sell off the cursed skin armor :D
- Jaemera steps into the ring, the announcer introduces her as “short and skinny”
- Astris fights a barbarian that only knows Eldritch blast
- The team fight begins, we’re fighting “Furcon”
- we’re goated and beat them 🍵