- Still in The Leaking Goblets
- We double back to meet Waldo (replace Eli Winters’s shield that was destroyed by the Wharflings)
- We head back to the lotus where we long rested
- Find a “log”
- Some “large feathered mosquitos” notices and attacks us
- it buzzes menacingly and summons smaller mosquitos
- the “log” comes alive (nobody was surprised)
- We manage to kill the fuckers
- To the left is steam, ahead of us is shuffling and to the right is nothing (no path)
- We augury and get “weal” for making money at the steam
- We head left toward the steam
- We are hopping between giant lily pads, off to one side we see a patch of frozen water
- Inbetween flowers, we spot a giant worm peeking between some petals surrounded by a web
- There are spots of light flickering around the worm
- Cairn gets hit with a trance and charges straight towards the lights
- A block of ice emerges and tries to kill us
- It holds one of our dog hostage
- We kill them and get loot
- We head forward and spot three plant looking lizards
- We engage them in GLORIOUS COMBAT
- There are three plant looking lizards
- They are fucking immortal
- They are resistant to ALL piercing damage
- There is a radish fuck
- We kill them and get vegepygmy flesh
- We hear noises from the right and left
- We gamble on another augury and get a “weal” for right
- We go right stealthily (not really) (1,2,3 on dice)
- We find a fucking dragon
- it notices us (see bad stealth roll)
- We try convincing it to not attack (please please please please please)
- It fucks off (we were too autistic for it)
- We hear shuffling from the front
- We stealth forward (and finally do well)
- We are about a third of the way through The Wilderness Belt (about a day of continuous travel)
- We find 3 Lupilisks (1 old, 1 sorta old (like 21), 1 young)
- We decide to kill the parents and take the child hostage (like a samoyed)
- We jump the sorta old one like that criminal jumped kid bruce wayne (it gets bamboozled turn 0)
- We knock out and kidnap the child kidnapped
- We hear quiet shuffling from the front
- We book it forward
- We find a Rat King (a big rat wearing a crown)
- He wants to know “Have you killed any of my kind”
- We tell him Jaemera is mute (and short)
- He gives us a blessing that guides us on the safest path
- We hear shuffling from the front
- We see steam billowing from in front
- Its a giant steaming worm :D
- The water around its body seems to be bubbling
- theres also a small black dragon
- “Its black; its evil” - Leo 11/17/2025
- We fuck them up and capture the small black dragon kidnapped
- We book it towards the center
- Get ambushed by a brown bipedal creature
- We book it towards the center
- A murder of crows swarm our food rations
- They get 1/3 of our remaining rations
- We book it towards the center
- We go right
- We find a dying sky whale and it lets out a final mournful bellow
- We harvest it for stuff (we get the flying organ)
- We book it towards the center
- A group of aerosaurs dive down and attack us (they get surprise)
- I take 50 damage on a crit 😭
- I roll a 20 on initiative and then a 20 on my death save (im at 1HP)
- Cairn gets targeted at 1HP while prone
- We finish them off
- We book it forwards into the The Woods
- We head right
- We see the tracks of some kind of humanoid creature
- We sneak through a nest of “chompers” like from PVZ
- We book it towards the center (the rat king’s trail leads forward)
- There is a lot of fog and we lose our sense of direction
- The Rat King’s trail is pointing in a direction
- We follow the rat king’s trail
- We find a flock of sheep with wool that glistens like the night sky
- We take three sheep as pets (wtf is this menagerie)
- We book it towards the center
- We run into a pride of lions
- Their manes are glistening
- They get Legendary Actions???
- They can reflect magic
- We kill them and then harvest their manes (which can reflect magic)
- We long rest in the trees